Fashion show gone bad!

A coworker of mine is getting married tonight in Des Moines. The wedding is not one of those events you can just wear a pair of nice jeans and t-shirt, it is a formal event ($25 a plate, why do you think I'm going?). Back in May I purchased 2 maternity dresses for graduation and when I got the invite to the wedding I just planned on wearing one of the 2 dresses that I already had in the closet. Well this was apparently a bad idea.  Jim was helping me pick out my outfit and as always we had a short fashion show, staring ME!  Needless to say the show ended up with Jimmy curled over on the couch hysterically laughing at me while my eyes welled up in tears. The dress was cute on the hanger but when I put it on..........I think the picture speaks for itself.

Thank goodness I only have 6 weeks left because I do not want to go purchase more huge clothes.  Everything in my closet is either not long enough (Walmart Shopper!!) or does not button around my button busting belly.
I now know why pregnant women are so emotional and I wish there were a store that I could just borrow an outfit from and return it tomorrow. But I don't think the "Bulging Belly Rental Store" exists. :(